“Hey Sam! Whatcha doin’?”
“I’m playing my DS.”
“Oh yeah, whatcha playing?”
“Pirates of the Care of the Bean.”
“Pirates of the Caribbean, good choice!”
“No. Josie, you’re saying dit wrong.”
“…Pirates of the Carry Bean?”
“No, Pirates of the Care of the BEAN. Say it with me: Care.”
“Care.”
“Of.”
“Of.”
“The BEAN.”
“The Bean.”
“The BEANNNN.”
“The BEANNNN.”
“Now you got it!” he said, patting me on the arm encouragingly.

Phew. Glad to have that one straight now.

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