Pa: You know, Jo, you need to eat better. Fruits and vegetables.
Ma: Pa’s lost 10 pounds.
Pa: You can’t tell, though.
Ma: I can tell! And Pa eats celery at night for a tv snack. It’s actually very pathetic.
Pa: But bettah for ya.
Ma: But bettah for ya.
Ma: But every night after dinner me and Pa have one square of chocolate. That’s our special treat.
Pa: Yeah… except for when we have two squares of chocolate.
{this earns a smack on the shoulder from Mom}
Ma: Hush! You and your big mouth.