This afternoon as I walked towards Panera licking my lips in anticipation of the fabulous lunch before me, I was momentarily distracted by a couple gazing lovingly at each other.
It was kinda cute, the obvious affection between the two; I thought it was sorta sweet the way they smiled at each other with their faces close. For a moment, I kind of wished I had someone to look at me like that.
Until she fondly reached out a hand and picked some food out of his teeth.
In public. In front of the entrance of a restaurant. Come on!
THIS IS FOUL BEHAVIOR, PEOPLE. IT IS UNCLEAN.