In addition to the mass chaos a few days of broken iPhone alarms apparently caused (I, for one, merely assumed I was just sleeping through and never thought to blame my phone), I have to laugh when little things like this gem pop up on my screen:

For a minute, I felt hoodwinked. They know that no one will read that shiz.
Then I decided that I don’t mind ’cause the bright lights and sleek designs are so preeeetttttyyy….