With four cups of coffee in me, I’m SUPER productive during the day. I only took a half hour lunch and even stayed a half hour longer at work than usual. Time wasted on websites unrelated to work? ZERO.

Yeah, that’s right.

However, I did come flying through the door after work and absentmindedly slammed a few fingers in the door. Upside: Managed to not voice a single expletive. Downside: 20 minutes later, the tip of my middle finger is still a little numb.