me: Will, would you like a ham and cheese sandwich for dinner or a peanut butter and jelly?
Will: Uh… sammich.
me: Okay, you can
have a sandwich. Ham and cheese or peanut butter and jelly?
Will: Uh… sammich.
me: Okay. Will. You can
have a sandwich, but HAM & CHEESE or PEA-NUT BUT-TER & JELL-Y?
Will: Uh… sammich.
me: Look, Will– do you want a ham and cheese sandwich for dinner?
Will: No.
me: So you want peanut butter and jelly for dinner?
Will: No.
me: Thenwhat. do. youwant?
Will: Uh… sammich.

You’ll eat ham and cheese and you’ll LIKE IT.
 

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