Leisel: Did you see that? DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT?!?!?!
Leisel: SERIOUSLY, NO, THAT LADY THERE!
me: yes, I saw it, stop staring.
Leisel: I REALLY NEED TO POINT. SHE. HAS. ON. FISH. NETS.
Blue fishnets, to be exact. At a black-tie event. But some of us a more subtle about our dismay than others. Ahem.