friend: if i lose my looks, then what do i have?
i need to get motivated
i was doing well on eating this week until tonight
me: yesterday was my downfall
but really, its been a few weeks, who am i kidding.
friend: its just not a good idea for me to eat like, 4 nuts for lunch because then i eat a pound of pasta and cheese for dinner and wash it down with a salty margarita.
me: um hello, YES! I got Zoe’s instead of Moe’s for lunch, then had a bowl of cereal for an early dinner, patted myself on the back….then baked a tray of cookies and ate like half of them.
friend: cookies dont count
me: um, no, i dont COUNT the cookies I eat….and then they end up ON MY ASS.
friend: i can pinch my tummy and make it look like a roll of cookie dough…
me: so…workout buddies?
friend: um, yes.